explain yourself, you moron!

Edit: in fact, don’t bother. Im not talking about pizza with you guys anymore

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I don’t know what I’ve done wrong…what sauce do you have on top of your pizza? It’s fairly straightforward.

NOT on top of the base…on top of the topping!

Actually, the more I type here, the more I feel I’m digging a deeper hole.

mods are gonna be busy today.

25 day ban for this, please.

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vinegar & tartare sauce. Perhaps a dollop of horseradish

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Absolute filth. Ban request

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French AND English mustard is the only way to go here.

Thank you @thewarn
I knew someone would understand the simple question.

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Aye, OK Mr boring cheese n tomato

wouldn’t trust the integrity of the supermarket cardboard, not of sufficient thickness for this purpose

that’s if you even get a cardboard box. what about ones that are on a polystyrene plate covered in cling film?

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Fuck off. I will fight you in real life over this

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The only time I’ve seen this done is ketchup on a deep fried pizza.

We’ll order pizza next week at Sleazy’s.
I’ll bring the condiments.
Your life will be transformed.

ffs

I was about to say… “it’s not next week…” Fuck, it is! AAHHH!!!

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I haven’t had it!

EDIT: Check out ms defensive, eh? haha.

Christ, would think it stands to reason you open it out and have it on the cardboard not plonk it on the shiny cover.
Re: polysterene numbers like Sainsos, yes, you’re relegated to plate like some utter field of wheat enthusiast

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dunno if this is a nationwide problem but my sainsbo’s wrap the polythene so tight all the toppings end up all smushed and smeared. they’re basically laminated ffs

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That’s definitely not the case round my parts, there’d be uproar and no mistaking

:smile:

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