You’ve done it again The Warn (feat. Danny Brown). I also grew up in a toasterless home, and knew of pop tarts but never had the bourgeois upbringing that meant I ever ate one.
Had we had this epiphany face to face, it could have branched off to such conversational subcategories as:
i. Type of house you grew up in.
ii. Influence of where you’re from on your adult self.
iii. The evenness of grill toasted toast.
Instead, here we are rapidly working our way down multiple conversation canals (2.) and at this rate we’ll end up standing there staring at each other, each of our right arms on the others left shoulder taking it in turns to say “squidpan”.