Tempura mattress?

Yeah you back sleeping cartoon CUNTS

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By which you mean the correct way to sleep.

For a Pillow obviously, you pillowk :frowning:

Theo’s gonna fuckin de-animate you for this punk

Woah there, I’m just saying that it’s a bit cliché. Some of us are more Indie than that.

:rofl:

Sleeping face down is the true indie way to sleep

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Theo, what do you think is the most alt-sleeping position?

@1101010 seems a bit fighty today
u ok hun?

I mean yeah I do this a lot but obviously my head has to be on its side because otherwise I’d suffocate.

Breathing is so obvious though

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Hanging from the ceiling by ankle clips.

which one should i get? i like to squash my pillow up a bit. will a dunlopillo do this?

The ROLLS-ROYCE of pillows, man. Get one and see your sleeping life get amazing:

https://www.johnlewis.com/dunlopillo-super-comfort-speciality-pillow/p119482

Yeah it’s like the cost of three pillows but it’s so nice.

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It doesn’t really squash. It’s made of some kind of latex stuff so it retains its shape. I mean obviously you can squeeze it but it springs back.

hmmmm

will think on it

*sleep

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Hotel bedding is awful for me. The duvet is always too thick and I get boiling hot, the pillows are hotter than usual and too thick for two and not thick enough for one and I’m not a fan of the superfluous sheet between the duvet and the sheet itself.

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AND those fucking sheet corners (French corners?) where you have to pull the fucker out to be able to stick your feet out.

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