A question about the buying and selling of blood

Will anyone flog me some of theirs?

Bonus question: is it legal?

Mine is 70% gravy and 20% cider, you’re welcome to it.

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What’s the other 10%?

Blood.

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Oh of course, yeah :smiley:

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Same answer I always give to this question: if you can get it, you can keep it

No. Probably not.

You’re on. Dual me!! DUAL ME!!!

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Dunno about blood but the fact there is a breast milk market always blows my mind

Oh also,

Not much, what’s the other 10% with you?

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Not interested in any of the other fluids, feel like if I really wanted them I could get them with relative ease anyway

Just as well, there’s no way you can get breast milk from me

I wouldn’t mind some bones actually.
Shouldn’t have sold my wisdom tooth, probably could’ve done a nice swapsy with it

Oh you dick, I would’ve had that!!
Fancy just chucking away a 20+ year old tooth like it’s rubbish!

Not at all! My mum kept all of my milk ones in a little jar.

Muting cos if this appears in my internet history in 5 years time at Tour de France… :weary::weary:

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if you needed a blood transfusion and only had DiS to choose from, who would you choose? only looking for low level banter here, don’t care about any “blood” “group” boring science chat

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And to think I was called a monster for wanting to keep my son’s umbilical cord stump.

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@anon5266188 because he doesn’t drink. Bet he’s got some primo blood going spare.

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Yeah that’s a tough one. Yours? You’re young and active and all that.
Or anyone that has a superpower.