A reluctant thread about Olly Murs

This, for example. There’s so, SO much to unpack.

And this

I honestly don’t think he’s real. I think in a few years time it’ll come out that he’s an elaborate art piece.

I don’t think he’s a bad person, I just don’t think he’s real. Any Murs thoughts?

#MursThoughts

get olly murs and bruno mars mixed up

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“V Festival was my yard! My gaff!”

Was it, Olly?

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He’s from Witham which pretty much explains all of this

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Seems nice in that vapid media-trained way, like he’s always addressing a confused puppy.

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quite like a witham baguette

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Olly in this instance is actually short for Oligarch

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At least it wasn’t a salt and vinegar tube

In my head he’s famous for being on towie or love Island or something then it takes me a second or two to remember he’s a singer

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image

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I’d rather my partner’s willy taste like salt and vinegar rather than sour cream and chive tbqh

incredible that we got him and stacy solomon from the same year’s x factor

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They’d be a good couple IMO.
But she seems very happy with Joe Swash.

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and not to forget joe mceldery

Nobody should ever put their lad in salt and vinegar residue. It’s just not healthy

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Thought she was going out with yer man from jackass.

Best ever x-factor contestant

  • Rylan
  • Jedward
  • Other, worse opinion

0 voters

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Not anymore. Mad to think a regular panel member of Loose Women has had coitus with Steve-O

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Knew this was a kerm thread