Another wet egg, Ray. In fact just give me the bag right here on the bar
Say, don’t you think you’ve had enough?
I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH!
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Couple in the corner having a row and she throws a wet egg in his face.
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pint of bitter please, and a glass of your finest wet eggs for the lady
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Finally, after the bell for last orders has been rung, our protagonist staggers out onto the street. Goes into the local takeaway, where there’s a giant wet egg rotating on a stick, slices being carved off.
“One wet egg kebab, please.”
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a stranger enters; the piano player abruptly stops, the card game stops, all is silent apart from the saloon doors swinging open and shut behind him. the air thick with tension, as hands slowly inch their way towards gun holsters. finally the stranger speaks: “WET EGGS ON ME, BOYS!”
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“Just leave the bag”
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Why aren’t they just called boiled eggs. That’s what they are, right?
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Big bag of wet eggs with the lads
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Still never eaten an egg. Proud achievement
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used a tin opener yet?
Dont need a tin opener to get into an egg, spoon’ll do it
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Nope!
She came from Greece
She had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at St Martins College
That’s where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, ‘Well in that case, I’ll have a bag of wet eggs.’
She said fine
And in 30 seconds time she said
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after japes got you one for DiSmas as well, smh
I framed that one ofc
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One of my workmates IS obsessed with eggs though. He buys those little pots of boiled eggs all the time. He’d love this!
Only time I’ve had one (for a bet) was served in a bun case with salt/pepper shakers popped on the bar.
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you could call them weggs, it’s easier to say
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That’s what we call eggs for the dog, short for ‘woof eggs’ or ‘wag eggs’
Not short for ‘eggy weggs’ though, not in this casa
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I like both of those, especially woof eggs
a round of wet weggs, squire
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