Every time I go to Dishoom for breakfast I’ll have one of these, one of the Kerjiwals (chilli cheese toast with a fried egg) and a dish of their masala chicken livers. All 3. Every single time. And a shitload of House Chai.

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I still have not had the pleasure. I should rectify this

Think I’m averaging a Dishoom breakfast once a month in 2018 and I still don’t think that’s enough.

That’s only 12 a year. 12 a year of anything isn’t very much

12 general elections?
12 broken bones?
12 stag dos?
12 public shamings?
12 anal bleachings?

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And a partridge in an avocado pear tree!

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It’s not a breakfast food.

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Well realistically I’m only going to get to eat breakfast/brunch out at weekends. That’s 4.25 weekends a month.

Within this I’m not going to go out for breakfast every weekend because I’m not made of money. So… say on average I go out for breakfast 2 times a month.

That means out of all available breakfast opportunities - 50% of them have been spent in Dishoom. That’s quite high.

I’ll be honest, I don’t think I feel that strongly about beans on toast as a breakfast food but I’m willing to pledge my cause to either side that can pitch their argument strongly

Forgot about the museli bar!

beans: commonly found on a fry up
toast: definitely a breakfast food, also an anytime food

beans + toast = breakfast, but also anytime food

also beans on toast is pretty nutritious and probably way better for you than 99% of breakfasts

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I now have 2 x museli bar related ear worms - neither of which really scan properly

it’s part of a full English so it quite clearly is

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Thank you Nicola.

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Absolutely no problem Antonio.

I normally have a yoghurt and a cup of tea in work. Occasionally some orange juice too.

At weekends I’d normally make bacon and eggs. Need to learn how to poach.

browns

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smooth is criminal

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wait a minute

@anon5266188 you have water with your cornflakes? instead of milk?

No and if he says yes then he’s a filthy liar