Don’t generally have breakfast outside of a black coffee, but when in the right situation (say, a hotel with a good buffet), I can really go to town.
Start off with a bowl of cereal, ideally something ridiculous and sweet like Wheetos, but will settle for fruit and fibre or similar.
Then a full English, bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, buttered toast (white), fried bread, mushrooms, maybe some beans, hold the tomatoes.
Then a couple of those mini danish pastries, perhaps a yoghurt.
All washed down with orange juice and black coffee.
(Alternatively, I do like avocado on toast #millenniallife)