A thread about those mattresses in a box on the internet

Mattress stores? What the fuck you on about?

my mattress is genuinely terrible. the bed is as well

I will not be buying a mattress in a box on the internet though

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if you buy one, do you have to sleep on the internet also?

a mail c’imp?

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The eve is made up of an anti slip base, supportive base layer, eve comfort foam layer, memory layer and top cover. I can’t speak for the others but I would guess they are similar

We got an IKEA foam mattress a year ago, at the time I thought saving the £200 or whatever by not forking out for a mattress in a box from the internet would be sensible. I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in ages.

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My butler told me there are a lot of them out on the high streets.

like in the matrix?

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High Streets? What, like in the mountains?

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Where’s the guy who works in the foam factory when you need him!?!

(i probably wouldn’t buy one. I’d get the IKEA Hovag one. It’s the best)

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they keep talking about how it’s amazing that they can shrink a big mattress down into a tiny box and i keep meaning to look one up on youtube so i can enjoy the entertainment of that without having to actually buy a mattress

haven’t done it though

This is far from true.

What do they call them now in the UK?

If I buy one, I’ll film the unveiling for you

I think this is the one we have, I’m not into it.

I’ve never slept so well on mine. It’s heaven. I love my bed and I have never loved a bed before.
HAPPY?

Hovag could be split to make a rude phrase though

How?

UNHAPPY

Don’t be obtuse