• Dog’s Arse
  • Roses

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Miss a header or volley and you have to go in goal, concede three while you’re in goal and you have to turn and face the fence while all the participants line up to get a free shot each at twatting the ball as hard as possible at your arse.

bulldog’s charge
blocky 123/ relievo
sleeping logs

where does the pooch come in?!

Everyone finishes heads & volleys with red arse. It’s the rules

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Dunno mate, all I know is it allowed for some devastating deliberately engineered scenarios to pelt a ball at a kid’s arse that was basically tantamount to bullying.

save it for thursday, mate!

what did people call kerb/kerby? i remember hearing people call it gutter

Kerby (but I’d always imagined it would be spelt Curby)

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Kerbie

whats the game kerby called?

  • kerby
  • kerbie

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not a playground game but in a similar vein to ‘fuck off and calm down, you twats’, my mam would give me a paintbrush and some water and tell me to paint the back of the house. obviously by the time i’d be finished with my section, it’d be dry so i’d start again.

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there’s a thread in this

Pretty fucking smart move tbh

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Tedious childhood punishments?

We used to have to sit in a chair, with no one allowed to talk to us. My mum did it to my brother once when he had friends over for tea.

the naughty step, but in chair form?

bet his mates loved that

They thought it was hilarious. So did I.

Gingerknocking

Granny Footsteps (what my school called it because we were thick/common) is a different game, the person who was granny had to stand with their back turned and people would sneak up on them, but granny could turn around at any point and anyone moving was out.

THAT’S ‘WHAT’S THE TIME MR. WOLF’ FFS

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