A thread for guessing what is in the big cupboard that isn't a utility room because it's not downstairs of our friend @Smee

In this thread we’ll guess what @Smee has in his utility room (beyond a pissy sink)

I’ll start with a guess of “Chest Freezer”?

Utilities

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Some form of Vacuum Cleaner. Possibly a Henry or Henry derivative.

Banjo

Super size box of washing powder.

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I bet he’s a Daz man, isn’t he! Fucking classic Smee!

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meths

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Glass bottles on the top, ready for recycling.

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A garden implement of some description, possibly a rake.

A couple of cardboard boxes squashed flat.

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An old ironing board and a bread maker.

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Some sort of bucket with a rag in it

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i didn’t know you’d be stealing replies and bumps from my thread to do this. I am quite hurt. I made an OK joke about pissing out of a small window of opportunity in there.

A sink filled with urine

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Sorry pal, thought you’d want to keep it separate.

@moderators can one of you merge this thread with Smee’s one about his pissy sink please?

no dont i’ve changed my mind

Scrap that @moderators Smee has changed his mind. Thanks x

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I’m liking the correct guesses. @unlucky and @sadpunk with some very good work

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Smee’s ute room floor:

  • Tiles
  • Lino
  • Carpet

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Pair of walking boots that are caked in mud which have been awaiting cleaning for upwards of three weeks