A thread for guessing what is in the big cupboard that isn't a utility room because it's not downstairs of our friend @Smee

A bicycle

edit: and spare tyres, pump, stuff like that.

Reg Grundy

A broom

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Hidden toys (when the kids are misbehaving)

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Mop and bucket

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Ooh this is good.

Chamois leather and/or squeegee

Stopcock

you’re very good at this

edit, I’d think hard before taking this as a compliment

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@unlucky lives in your utility room doesn’t he?

A pile of old newspapers and magazines you refuse to throw away

some home brew equipment - used once

bump