#242

Just had a spider seemingly fall from the ceiling and land on its back right next to my foot. Not as big as kermit’s, but big enough that I heard it land.

Edit: spoilered with content warning for unpleasant spider talk

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#243

Nooooo :persevere:

#244

I think if they do, it would be seriously impressive if they could do it loud enough for you to hear, unless there is some extremely compressed gas inside that thing. Maybe he’s not mocking you and he just had beans on toast for lunch? He’s probably embarrassed about it

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#245

absolutely me tonight

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#246

Hahaha omg I totally shouldn’t laugh but I can just imagine hard man spider guy tanking it and fucking landing smack on his back hahahah

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#247

Keep us updated!

#248

They must have really fucked it to land like that rather than just lower themselves down (I’m fine with spiders so please laugh away)

#249

Do you reckon any spiders have arachnophobia of other spiders? I was just thinking of my experience of the giant spider on my back, and how maybe that spider might one day find a smaller spider on its back and be shrieking for help while its boyfriend laughed and tried to whack the smaller spider with a tiny box of mushrooms

#250

I absolutely will, but don’t hold your breath. The best part is that I’m alone behind restricted access doors (with airlock!) and I’m not sure anyone else who is outside my room tonight has access, so I can get properly comfortable, stick Netflix on and really earn that 12 hours at double time

#251

Fair point. I’ve apologised to him and told him I hope he sleeps well. There’s no way I’m dealing with that, I actually can’t. Don’t know if I’d even have the upper body strength to pick him up

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#252

And I’m not proud of this but he’s right next to my toilet and I needed a wee and there’s absolutely no way I was getting that close so I got an empty coffee jar out of the recycling and I weed in that. Needs must.

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#253

Cappuweeno
Espisso

Think that’s that covered.

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#254

Thing is, what if he never leaves? Then what? Do I have a spare jar for guests??
The indignity of it all. He’s made a damn fool out of me

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#255

Quite like spiders tbh

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#256

@cutthelights was Florida still great on second watch

#257

I think we both always knew you’d end up surrounded by jars of piss, just never thought this is how you’d get there.

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#258

You just can’t beat the support of good friends!!!

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#259

It was my first watch and yeah, it’s a stunning film

#260

It’s almost like you literally told me that a few hours ago… :thinking:

Glad you liked it! Might be my fav film of the last 5 years

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#261

the kids are really good in it eh