I reckon Hoogy would get the best out of Zaha and Benteke though
3-point competition with steph curry (but he’s got knives and forks instead of fingers)
Isn’t Alli like 6’2? Either way I’d probably fancy my chances here
Doubles match, you and Federer vs the u15s Wimbledon champions
We’d win that easily
how about you’ve had 8 pints and a load of acid, he’s straight but has to do the whole thing in reverse
You’re appointed Everton manager for the 2017/18 season (and won’t be sacked until next summer at the earliest). Do you a) Qualify for Europe b) Finish mid-table c) Get relegated.
Finish mid-table I reckon.
15 frames of snooker with Michael Owen. How long could you resist the urge to go to town on him with the cue/snooker ball in a sock?
No Chance. If i saw a reversing while on acid i’d think they were coming towards me and i was going the wrong way so i’d do a Uey and end up going the wrong way round
Think I’d end up leaving of my own accord considering what dire babymen footballers invariably turn out to be. I could deal with silly last minute equalisers but one complaint about chicken nuggets or something would just send me over the edge.
You v Hoy, he’s on a your childhood Raleigh Chopper, you’re on his bike. You have to do two laps of the velodrome, he does one, who wins?
re-run of WWII but Churchill, Roosevelt, Stalin, De Gaulle and all the top generals on the allies side are replaced by you and your choice of disers.
Alright Slayer
On his fixed gear bike? By the time I’d got it up to a decent speed he’d already be finished
Don’t reckon I’d be able to get an olympic sprinter’s bike moving. Their gear ratios are fucking daft
Diving Competition against Tom Daley who has necked 8 pints of warm Kronenbourg, done an A4 sheet of smilers and has a diving board made out of the falling letter stones from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Who’d getter better marks?
Triple Jump vs Christian Taylor, but he’s wearing crocs
4X100m relay against the Jamaican Team. You’re in the British team bringing home the baton. The last Jamican runner has to wear jeans and flip-flops which if they fall off during the race is an instant disqualification.
Who wins?
Jamaica (GB drop the baton before it gets to you, obviously)
