Could beat him

Bike race with Chris Hoy on a penny farthing

I’ve only managed a sub 30 min 5km once, so him, unless I’m given six months to train.

You’re allowed sledging in golf, aren’t you? Imagine how sick he’d get of my Happy Gilmore/ Shooter McGavin quotes.

It’d be an effort but I can do that (just)

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think i could scrape it

Alpe d’Huez. You’re on some Cervelo hi-spec £5,000 jobby, Chris Froome’s on a boris bike

Are we on the same amount of drugs

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Yeah, I could beat that one.

It’s truly mental that it would be close though isn’t it. My best 5k is like 24:29, the fact that he can do literally twice that in a very similar time is terrifying.

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yes, but Chris Froome will be given some K to even things up

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Think I’ve got an edge here!

now that’s more like it

Can you beat Wilson Kipsang in the London Marathon if you’re on a Boris bike?

You vs CURRENT Wayne Rooney, 800m

20km/h ish, reckon I could do that on a flat course on closed roads, just

Reckon you could safely get out of a Mark Selby snooker in 10 shots without leaving anything on for him?

Every single person in this thread would win.

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no.

Reckon you’d pot a ball (not the white) in a best of 19 frames against anyone in the top 16?

Reckon I could sneak one in on Ebdon’s go while he’s fucking lining something up for about 40 minutes.

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