#193

Who’s Joe Swash? His name sounds like a tongue twister name.

#195

@Epimer get in here and tell these fuckers who Joe Swash is.

(I assume you don’t know, so google him and tell them three things you’ve found out).

#196

Surely he needs to marry somebody with the last name Buckle and hyphenate?

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#201

No, his name didn’t come up.

He’s just the same level of no-mark, lowest common denominator celebrity that pn won’t have heard of so I thought it amusing to suggest that she’d give a fuck about the pair of them dating.

It’s still as hilarious when it’s explained, right?

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#202
  1. nobbing Stacey Solomon
  2. plays someone in EastEnders who sounds pwoppa thick
  3. three (3) years older than me
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#203

I’ll take that as you endorsing my joke. Thanks

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#206

The fact that you’ve been big enough to admit this in front of us all shows good character.

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#207

Bollocks, it does.

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#209

The punchline? They never existed at all

#210

marckee: I see Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash.
niki: In your dreams?
[marckee shakes his head no]
niki: While you’re awake?
[marckee nods]
niki: Joe Swash like in Eastenders? Or X Factor (which I don’t even watch or even know about even)
marckee: Walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only
see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash
niki: How often do you see them?
marckee: All the time. They’re everywhere.

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#211

I do see Joe Swash from time to time in Leytonstone, oddly enough.

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#212

That would have been a cooler line for the film.

#213

Steve-O is the guy who got killed by that stingray right?

#214

Show some fucking respect mate.

#215

Sorry, no offence meant to Ms Solomon

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