A thread to ask Discobot the answers to some of popular music's unanswered questions

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Didn’t Discobot get old after about 24 hours?

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@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

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Probably accelerated ageing due to built-in obsolescence (is that the word?).

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generous

Are you a fan of Cliff Richard you dweeb @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Yes

Good now fuck off

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Are you gonna be my girl? @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: My sources say no

'Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

@discobot roll 1d12

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:game_die: 10

Thought so.

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Am I right? Am I wrong?

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is certain

My god! What have I done!

@discobot fortune

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