A thread to ask Discobot the answers to some of popular music's unanswered questions

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answers

#1

Ask away


#2

Didn’t Discobot get old after about 24 hours?


#3

@discobot fortune


#4

:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it


#5

Probably accelerated ageing due to built-in obsolescence (is that the word?).


#6

generous


#7

Are you a fan of Cliff Richard you dweeb @discobot fortune


#8

:crystal_ball: Yes


#9

Good now fuck off


#10

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


#11

Are you gonna be my girl? @discobot fortune


#12

:crystal_ball: My sources say no


#13

'Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango? @discobot fortune


#14

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now


#15

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

@discobot roll 1d12


#16

:game_die: 10


#17

Thought so.


#18

Am I right? Am I wrong?

@discobot fortune


#19

:crystal_ball: It is certain


#20

My god! What have I done!

@discobot fortune