A thread to ask Theo questions about the day-to-day minutia of his life in Australia

How close is your nearest observatory?

Have you said “dinkum” to anyone?

Are your children starting to speak with a slight Australian accent?

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Q: What English stuff there is really common? Other than prisoners. Like, you’d walk into a pub here and see Fosters, etc.

Q: does the Fosters taste different

Did it hurt?

Sledged any of your work colleagues yet?

Can you buy a toffee crisp anywhere? Nik naks?

Q: Do you leave your keys in tupperware container by the door, or do you sellotape them to a table so they don’t fall off?

Q: Aussie Rules Football. Fucks that all about?

hey @1101010 have you tried tim tams, do you like them, have you done a tim tam slam?

Have you got a spare room?

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Q: When you microwave your Uncle Ben’s Mexican Style Rice to go with your home-made Chili Con Carne, what way round does the dish turn in the microwave?

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Q: Do you have a clock or watch set to UK time so you can think about those you abandoned back here?

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have you got sick of cooking all your food outside yet?

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Q: What did you get for Australian Christmas?

have you instantly acquired a group of 4 or 5 pub going, truck owning ‘mates’ like in those brits moving to australia programmes?

Have you been in a ute yet?

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have you been in a ute to a drive in bottleshop yet?

Q: Do you find yourself over-spending on things because it’s all foreign money and you don’t quite have the conversion automatically calculated in your head when you pay $98 for some petrol station flowers for the wife?

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