How close is your nearest observatory?
Have you said âdinkumâ to anyone?
Are your children starting to speak with a slight Australian accent?
Q: What English stuff there is really common? Other than prisoners. Like, youâd walk into a pub here and see Fosters, etc.
Q: does the Fosters taste different
Did it hurt?
Sledged any of your work colleagues yet?
Can you buy a toffee crisp anywhere? Nik naks?
Q: Do you leave your keys in tupperware container by the door, or do you sellotape them to a table so they donât fall off?
Q: Aussie Rules Football. Fucks that all about?
Have you got a spare room?
Q: When you microwave your Uncle Benâs Mexican Style Rice to go with your home-made Chili Con Carne, what way round does the dish turn in the microwave?
Q: Do you have a clock or watch set to UK time so you can think about those you abandoned back here?
have you got sick of cooking all your food outside yet?
Q: What did you get for Australian Christmas?
have you instantly acquired a group of 4 or 5 pub going, truck owning âmatesâ like in those brits moving to australia programmes?
Have you been in a ute yet?
have you been in a ute to a drive in bottleshop yet?
Q: Do you find yourself over-spending on things because itâs all foreign money and you donât quite have the conversion automatically calculated in your head when you pay $98 for some petrol station flowers for the wife?