A thread to consider options

What would Unthinkable World Bobsleigh involve?

  • The bobsleigh is unthinkable (expand)
  • The world is unthinkable (expand)
  • New sport involving going backwards
  • New sport involving going upside down
  • New sport involving going uphill
  • Something else

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Morning everyone.

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Them winning the title is unthinkable

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I’d love to expand, but thinking of an unthinkable world is too much for Thursday morning I’m afraid

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The prize is cursed, if they win they need to keep winning or else there’d be some wild monkeys paw like consequences

I’ve just thought about GB winning bobsleigh world championships!

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The 18th studio album by Muse

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New Bond movie title needs work

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I’m guessing a bobsleigh event held in a Christopher Nolan film. Probably a mash up of Inception and Tenet.

Would watch/wouldn’t understand :+1:

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Actually, I have one for this thread…

Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, “do you know how to drive this thing?”

  • The joke is that the fish thinks the fishtank is a vehicle and wants to know how it is propelled
  • The fish are in an actual military tank and the joke is that this situation is absurd
  • Something else

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Mint for me please

Genuine Bobsleigh Ambiguity

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Shellac album?

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If you removed their bobsled helmets there would be no faces underneath, just continuous rolling blackness, the kind of black that sucks in all light and warmth from the universe around it. The helmets are not there to protect them. They’re there to protect us from the unthinkable horrors beneath

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To which the answer is ‘yes, Britain can win that’.

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Kinda feels a bit like cheating tbh, but it’s been ten years since London 2012 and the country really could do with a win.

imagine how many poor people could be fed with the resources tied up in that overly sophisticated “BIT OF KIT” or how many “BITS OF KIT” we could send to Ukraine