When in doubt, tell the truth. — Mark Twain
Totally agree x
Hi! To find out what I can do, say
@discobot display help.
Was it theo @discobot fortune
Honestly we don’t have the resources to take on the Parsefone family at the moment, they’re in too deep, he’s even tight with the Chief. We might need to catch these puppies red… pawed.
How do we know the username has changed and there just isn’t a new user called The_Respect_Wanker who coincidentally has the same avatar #makeuthink
And so should you lot, for this absolute shambles. (With the exception of @The_Respected_User who seems to have been an innocent victim).
What I’m reading here is that this thread has the vitality of youth and the intuition of those unbroken by life, I agree.
Maybe it was bart simpson
Honestly I am confused.
oh no I don’t know I’m so confused
I’m on to you, Theo.
@The_Respected_User I don’t get it. Do you wank when people give you respect? Or do you wank to EARN respect? Or something else?
He’s just a Wankman straight up. Pay no mind.
Oh has this become a thing? I changed it as a bit in the football thread and then forgot about it. I’ll change it back.
Well another day, another case closed. Seems like crime’s never-ending tide will swallow us all whole one of these days. But we’ll wake again tomorrow, safe in the knowledge that a few of us, a strange, sexy few of us still have the heart to clean up our cities streets.
Knew you’d get to the bottom of this
Someone give this man a raise
just staggers around, vigourously ransacking his dignity, until finally he releases several arcs of liquid silk from the fleshy nozzle of his fork
Does that mean the username 'The_Respect_Wanker" is up for grabs? Was gutted when it went
Just to say @profk and I will be speaking with our lawyers about some of the libellous claims in this thread.