A thread to link to some top quality 2017/NewDiS posts

Bamnan · 2017-12-22T10:13:20.449Z

cheers buddy

jont2001 · 2017-12-22T10:15:34.573Z

A classic Meow’s Dad story

Have you ever had to be helped out of an embarrassing situation?

This is amazing. My dad shat himself once on our doorstep. Him and my mum would go to the curry place which is about a 15 min walk from our house and my dad was swallowing whole chillis for whatever fucking reason and then half way through the walk home, he had to leave my mum and run the rest of the way. He couldn’t get his key in the lock quick enough and was frantically banging on the door but I was inside being lazy and dragged myself up to open the door to find my dad on the door step, shi…

@meowington

Bamnan · 2017-12-22T10:20:18.677Z

that was really something!

jont2001 · 2017-12-22T10:38:54.481Z

The day @ma0sm forgot his clothes

Tuesday Halloween octopus invasion of Wales Thread Social

I cycled into the office this morning and forgot to pack my clothes. With it being hot, my cycling gear was too gross to spend the day in. The only other clothes I had with me was my taekwondo uniform. So [20171031_093441] Everyone seems to have assumed it’s a halloween costume, so I’m going with that.

Kallgeese · 2017-12-22T10:42:23.652Z

So much ^This. Love those threads.

profk · 2017-12-22T10:45:11.395Z

pretty much all of jordo’s bring on the italians posts.

TKC · 2017-12-22T10:49:56.500Z

What was the initial post?

whiterussian · 2017-12-22T10:50:21.160Z

Click the edit symbol on the post m8

TKC · 2017-12-22T10:55:26.220Z

Never knew that!

Raanraals · 2017-12-22T10:57:12.195Z

You learn something new every day!

jordan_229 · 2017-12-22T10:58:22.460Z

I really enjoyed the kallgeese edit

profk · 2017-12-22T10:58:48.594Z

anon73480094 · 2017-12-22T11:01:41.028Z

@keith’s sandwich

Annoying your partner *Official Thread* Social

Wor Lass likes things to be symmetrical and properly balanced so I’ve started making her asymmetric sandwiches. [image]

Epimer · 2017-12-22T11:15:35.866Z

I remember that photo sometimes and it still makes me angry.

Witches · 2017-12-22T11:15:55.311Z

I thoroughly enjoyed @meowington and her creme egg.

Cadbury's Creme Eggs: how do you eat yours?

Ok here we go. I told this to @moousee once and he was horrified. Creme egg must be refrigerated A lick the top for ages until there’s a hole to the creme Then I suck all the creme out right It’s got to be totally clear of creme Now it’s just choc I then put my tongue right in there and then put my tongue back in my mouth with empty egg attached I then have the whole egg in my mouth with my tongue right inside ok? So I just sit there and let it melt That’s it The whole process takes ab…

profk · 2017-12-22T11:17:21.291Z

Was fuckingham palace this year?

nemrac · 2017-12-22T11:20:29.489Z

Just anything @meowington posts, she cracks me up every time

Raanraals · 2017-12-22T11:31:55.494Z

I never noticed the weird stand for the bin in that photo before.

Kallgeese · 2017-12-22T11:34:05.014Z

So did I! Stellar work from the top boy @profk

meowington · 2017-12-22T11:40:02.651Z

Oh babes I’m blushing!