A thread to speculate on the cause of death of the Scottish Widows ladies' husbands


#1

She definitely murdered him

Fell off a lighthouse

Dunno


#2

That last one looks like an album cover. I am incandescent with rage!!!


#3

I wouldn’t buy that album


#4

The latest iteration scarcely gives a fuck about her dead husband.

It’s a pissing disgrace.


#5

Although, to be fair, the earlier ones were obviously only paying lip service to the grieving process and were clearly eyeing up a replacement.


#6

Why are the widows always women? Hey? Hey?


#7

Possible Star Wars baddie?


#8

30 or more pints.


#9

Do you think the grieving capes are reversible?


#10

Not sure who’s behind this comedy account but I’m broadly in favour of it.


#11

Because the word for a surviving husband is “widower”.


#12

Looks like Sariss from Jedi Knight


#13

Not sure. I kind of want one for sitting around the flat in winter though. You could swish the cape whenever you change direction.


#14

Did some work for Scottish Widow a while ago. Essentially helped with their rebrand. I remember being angerfied at the time about the new widow, it’s absolute horseshit.

Anyway, I wish her all the best, and would gladly take her out for a delicious meal/romp in the woods.


#15

This isn’t that kind of thread.


#16

I was reading about Scottish Widows the other day. One of the first companies to use data to work out… how many… I can’t remember. Wasn’t that interesting.


#17

That isn’t interesting, you’re right.


#18

Angina

Also it was just one polygamist jock who was married to all three of these (now bereaved) ladies


#19

Good answer. Cheers ninetyeightytwo


#20

tablet