A thread to speculate on the cause of death of the Scottish Widows ladies' husbands

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She definitely murdered him

Fell off a lighthouse

Dunno

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That last one looks like an album cover. I am incandescent with rage!!!

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I wouldn’t buy that album

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The latest iteration scarcely gives a fuck about her dead husband.

It’s a pissing disgrace.

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Although, to be fair, the earlier ones were obviously only paying lip service to the grieving process and were clearly eyeing up a replacement.

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Why are the widows always women? Hey? Hey?

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Possible Star Wars baddie?

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30 or more pints.

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Do you think the grieving capes are reversible?

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Not sure who’s behind this comedy account but I’m broadly in favour of it.

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Because the word for a surviving husband is “widower”.

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Looks like Sariss from Jedi Knight

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Not sure. I kind of want one for sitting around the flat in winter though. You could swish the cape whenever you change direction.

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Did some work for Scottish Widow a while ago. Essentially helped with their rebrand. I remember being angerfied at the time about the new widow, it’s absolute horseshit.

Anyway, I wish her all the best, and would gladly take her out for a delicious meal/romp in the woods.

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This isn’t that kind of thread.

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I was reading about Scottish Widows the other day. One of the first companies to use data to work out… how many… I can’t remember. Wasn’t that interesting.

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That isn’t interesting, you’re right.

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Angina

Also it was just one polygamist jock who was married to all three of these (now bereaved) ladies

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Good answer. Cheers ninetyeightytwo

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tablet

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