Probably part of some bullshit club
snapped a pic of him outside the footie manager office last week tucking into his sarnie
Do you want to know something true?
I haven’t had a sandwich for months. I’ve gone from making a conscious decision to only ever buy a cheese & pickle sandwich for lunch (to embrace the mediocrity) to just not bothering with sandwiches full stop
Are the outer two pieces buttered?
Yeah that’s just some bread in a misery-heap, sorry.
Yeah, a “club sandwich”
Do you think there’s much call for a members-only cafe called Club Sandwich?
MATE I GOT THIS PHOTO
I think that a members-only cafe is a funny idea and I’d like to look at it but wouldn’t like to become a member
Only members would go there!
I mean penises. People who are penises. Not literally.
That’s a misquote!
Wut if a club sandwich was just a chocolatey biscuit in bread
Yeah, what do you think of that TONE!?
No nor would I, but I wouldn’t mind owning it. I reckon the members-only sandwich and cake crowd have a fair bit of money to spend.
Mate it was SPRAYED ALL OVER UR WALL
Just typed the word ‘sandwich’ instead of ‘salcombe’
This feels like I’m Cary Grant in the film North by Northwest
Sucks them down i heard
