A thread where we post potential punchlines to jokes and then your fellow community members provide a setup for that punchline

This is a thread where we post potential punchlines to jokes and then your fellow community members provide a setup for that punchline.

In this thread users should post potential punchlines to jokes and then your fellow community members provide a setup for that punchline.

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“Koala lumper”

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Hardly know 'er

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What did Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson exclaim as they toasted their show being nominated for an award?

Aaron Wanks

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shit, if I knew it was gonna be this kinda party I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

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Firmino

Honour among Steves

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Why does Albini favour Apple products when mastering albums?

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Honour Matt, appear!

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“It’s elf and safety gone mad!”

A picture of an elf and MR T in a safe both wearing straight jackets.

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I told you I had a novel in me!

Allo, Vera!