A warning from the present

The dairy milk peanut butter oreo bar is rank.

What made you purchase this monstrosity?

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Shut it you haggis sandwich monster!

The live update of that post was beautiful.

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:grin: saw that edit in real time.

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I think you got carried away in Home Bargains didn’t you?

It is nice that discourse have allowed us to post esprit d’escalier

Fully agree. The mint one is…mint…though.

Theo may I request ‘haggis sandwich monster’ as my subtitle?

Parody thread idea: a present from thewarn

Content tbc

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I bought:
4 x hand soap
2 x boxes of tissues
2 x large shower gels
2kg of dishwasher salt
Air freshener
Heinz ketchup
Massive thing of washing liquid
Vile chocolate.

Good life admin-y haul there Lonz. Nothing pretty but everything essential (especially the air freshener you honking bastard).

Chocolate and mint can only be enjoyed by the depraved.

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I’m going to return home a hero, especially as I got six bottles of Ribena and two Regina Blitzs from Tezza afterwards.

Fucking hell eric, have a word with yourself.

4 hand soaps is a bit much though mate. How many shitters you got?

That’s a shame

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W̺̝̠͕̹̮̠̖ͥ́͆ẖ͕ͭͨ̀o͓̪̞̪̥̪̝͇̟̅ͨ̄ͧ ͓͖̬̮̌ͥ̈ď̜̲̩̭̫̥͓͂͑̌̍̃̊ͤo̙͓̜͎̰͚̳̳͋ͫͅ ̺̬̈̓̓ͥ͒ͯ̌ͭy̗̣̋͊̔̏ͩ͑̐͋o̮̩̭̓ͣͭ͂ͪͅǘ̹̦̩͎͚ ̩͔͙̥̹͚̯͓͐̓͂̚t͍̘̳̙̲̉ͥ̎͆̐̆ͩ̈h̺̳̠͚̖̀̽̊i̤̘̲̩̰̓ͯͭͪ̽͆ͭň̰͎̠̜͉̣̣̔̔k͎͊͒͒̉ͫͥ̐ͦ͆ ̘̦̗̟͙ͬ͋́I͍͔̪ͬ̈ ̗͖͙̘̱̓̒ͮͫ͊ͤa̖̙̹̠͈̘̻͛̈́m̙̦̑̌͊,̟͚̟̠̱̠͛̏͑͌̈̾̚ ͉̮̘̥̞͍̘̲͇̂ͫ̔̓́͛̓͆͌t̜͍͓̳̞̙̫̘̆̑̍̈́͋h͈̼̹̜̭̺̳̓ͬ͌̾ͧe̬̗͖͇̪ͫ̀̃ͫͅw̮̯̑̉̈̽͂͊͑ȧ͉̱̥͖͎̩͒ͧ̔̆ͫr̯͖̜̯̳͐ͧ̌̄n̘̼ͬ̾ͤ?͚̻̹̩̣̺̘̃ͭ̋̎̿̌̂ͩ

Two shitters but we have storage under the sink of the new one and I can’t be fucked to go to Homey Bs too often.

Shrewd.