It’s in the bin.

Feltham? I hardly know’em!

I didn’t get a Mothers Day card from you.

Yeah I gave it to Terrence who’s doing a 3 day Procurement Do’s and Don’ts course in Whitby next month. He’ll post it for me.

Thanks son.

No worries.

How was the chocolate?

Not good Mum, not good.

Please don’t negate this gold by saying your Mum is dead or something

You’ll be pleased to hear she is doing very well and has recently moved to the coast.

Oreos are fucking vile.

NO!

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To Whitby? Send her my regards, eventually.

I have this one.

https://www.naturisimo.com/products.cfm?id=6015&gclid=CMDIxt_k-9ICFcSVGwod5r4DXg

Definitely not one pound but would recommend it.

£10! Would be such a waste. I’ve watched my wife, she pours it into her hands and it all spills through her skinny fingers - must lose half of it. No such problem with my fat chipolata hands.

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I saw this chocolate being advertized by Eammon Holmes (sp?) and Ruth dunno her last name but i wanna say Rutherford?

They make it look so vile. Surely you should have people you wanna look like when you’ve eaten the chocolate. It’s such an unflattering angle. I don’t want it.

ok creep

OMG. Plasticniki would have to learn Balonz’s real name and place of work or home address!!!1111111

It’s fine, she doesn’t even know the camera is in there.

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Recently retired, my friend.

Probably one for the ‘Shops that have their own smell’ thread really, but Poundstretchers have a really odd smell don’t they.

What have you gone for now? Stracciatella? Raspberry ripple?

NOIR

i want some crisps

Loads of roast beef and onion Walkers going free in our kitchen, for some reason.

French person being funny I bet.