- Q&A for the rich people on DiS (defined as those on 55k+)
Popular questions to include “how do you sleep at night?”, “Who did you fuck over to come into your vast wealth?”, and “When did you decide to become a massive Tory?”
Would get really grim, really quickly.
I like the idea of the Tory Q&A, but as well as earnings it should include anyone with over £20,000 in liquid assets and anyone who owns property, just to make sure it catches all of the board’s shy tories
Plus people who own a car as well.
Anyone who’s ever bought a brand new car, or owns a car with a value of >£10,000
Anyone who’s ever bought a a brand new bike, or owns a bike with a value of >£100
was gunna do a MTftSB of impractical/unfeasible requests & promises in songs, but thought better of it
The worst smells one could be a winner.
A two poll no chat thread asking:
- how many mince pies have you eaten so far this Christmas.
- how many mince pies do you hope/aim to have eaten by the end of this Christmas.
Feel free to action this on my behalf
These are pleasingly exact and disappointingly low numbers.
Yeah, I’ve already had 9 mince pies this festive season, reckon I’m only gonna do one more. Gotta balance these things. Thanks @discobot
Hi! To find out what I can do, say
@discobot display help.
you’ve never got it on in a lift?!
surely everyone has