Lads on tour
Fucking funny stuff tbf
He’s got a traffic cone on his head
Everybody thinks it’s a laugh but that’s actually the grand wizard
How much banter are you involved with per week?
- A very considerable quantity
- A little bit here, a little there. I like to dabble
- A regular quantity.
- Not a lot, but I’ll have a taste if I’m in the mood.
- Barely anyway, I’ve got to say.
I’m really into my banter these days
Bet they’re shouting ‘Look, I’m a giant witch!’
Spend about an hour first thing in the morning arranging my banter for the day - right before my ice cold showers, face mask and international business meetings.
Stood there saying ‘What? What are you all looking at?’ with a big grin across his face. Lovely stuff.
I’m perfectly happy with my banterless life, but give me a couple of beers and a little sniff of some banter and I’ll probably get stuck in out of politeness.
I’m more bants than reality
more of a shabs guy these days
Dislike the term ‘banter merchant’. I don’t deal in banter - I distribute it free of charge.
Sometimes I’m like “oi oi!!!” All bantering in an ironic manner then I’m all of a sudden going “oi oi” legit and I don’t know what drives the difference
Is there any everyday object more conducive to great banter than the traffic cone? Can’t think of one