Sounds a bit like this:

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Thanks for the edit. I was stuck with:

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And I was thinking “surely Epimer hasn’t set me up with some NSFW filth that’s going to get me sacked?”

Nobody ever got sacked for looking at Baconnaise on their work PC.

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I’m pretty sure that anyone caught looking at NSFW grot at work is now legally allowed to use the Damien Green defence of “I didn’t do it, honest, by the way, you’ve no right to look at what I was doing anyway”.

Nandos do a hayfever medicine now??

Fucking Tournoi bastards

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I made a bread and butter pudding out of a pack of stale brioche burger buns the other week. Was delicious!

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The wholefoods / vegan shop near me does seitan kebab meat - I stopped eating meat 19 years ago and passing by a kebab shop after a skinful is the only time I’m even remotely tempted - the combination of spice and grease smells AMAZING although I’d never actually eat it.

ANYWAY

Seitan kebab meat, on a big pile of salty fries, covered in chopped raw onion, gherkin and cucumber, liberally smeared with vegan ranch and sriracha.

Oh and yesterday’s dinner was two hash browns, a Linda McCartney 1/4 pound burger and two slices of Violife cheddar in a bagel.

I love dirty food.

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Reese’s peanut butter

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nearly there

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this thread on Filthy Foodstuffs has reminded me of the time I got sent to the headteacher at secondary school for saying ‘do you want a fingerella’ to one of my friends in front of a teacher. There was unfortunately an Ella in my year too but I was talking about:

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very confusing at the time, my headteacher was perplexed with how to deal with it

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Where from? I good bottled bbq sauce is hard to come by.

I usually get it in Sainsbury’s but Google informs me it’s also available in Tesco. That stuff is the richest, thickest, most addictive BBQ sauce you’ll ever try.

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Well I’m tescos now and have picked some up so we’ll see a bit later on!

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I promise this is an up to date picture and I haven’t finished the jar already! I swear to you!

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I think we need a copy of today’s newspaper in the same image…

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Been on the lookout for Riesens for years. I figured they didn’t exist anymore. This has restored my faith in the hunt

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Hang in there, friend.

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Alright Granddad! I’ll just turn the wireless on in the background and visit the cobblers while I’m at it!

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