Fucking Tournoi bastards

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I made a bread and butter pudding out of a pack of stale brioche burger buns the other week. Was delicious!

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The wholefoods / vegan shop near me does seitan kebab meat - I stopped eating meat 19 years ago and passing by a kebab shop after a skinful is the only time I’m even remotely tempted - the combination of spice and grease smells AMAZING although I’d never actually eat it.

ANYWAY

Seitan kebab meat, on a big pile of salty fries, covered in chopped raw onion, gherkin and cucumber, liberally smeared with vegan ranch and sriracha.

Oh and yesterday’s dinner was two hash browns, a Linda McCartney 1/4 pound burger and two slices of Violife cheddar in a bagel.

I love dirty food.

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Reese’s peanut butter

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nearly there

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this thread on Filthy Foodstuffs has reminded me of the time I got sent to the headteacher at secondary school for saying ‘do you want a fingerella’ to one of my friends in front of a teacher. There was unfortunately an Ella in my year too but I was talking about:

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very confusing at the time, my headteacher was perplexed with how to deal with it

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Where from? I good bottled bbq sauce is hard to come by.

I usually get it in Sainsbury’s but Google informs me it’s also available in Tesco. That stuff is the richest, thickest, most addictive BBQ sauce you’ll ever try.

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Well I’m tescos now and have picked some up so we’ll see a bit later on!

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I promise this is an up to date picture and I haven’t finished the jar already! I swear to you!

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I think we need a copy of today’s newspaper in the same image…

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Been on the lookout for Riesens for years. I figured they didn’t exist anymore. This has restored my faith in the hunt

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Hang in there, friend.

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Alright Granddad! I’ll just turn the wireless on in the background and visit the cobblers while I’m at it!

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If you wouldn’t mind grabbing my pipe and slippers before all that, would be very much appreciated :slight_smile:

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Colleague bought a bag o Riesen in on nights a few weeks back. Don’t think I’d ever tried them before, but damn they’re good.

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wtf? Is Coles in the UK now?

Coles / Woolworths are the biggest, indistinguishable supermarket chains in Australia. Double Tesco.

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Picture of you holding a tablet showing today’s google doodle then.

Too easy to fake in this day and age