The wholefoods / vegan shop near me does seitan kebab meat - I stopped eating meat 19 years ago and passing by a kebab shop after a skinful is the only time I’m even remotely tempted - the combination of spice and grease smells AMAZING although I’d never actually eat it.
ANYWAY
Seitan kebab meat, on a big pile of salty fries, covered in chopped raw onion, gherkin and cucumber, liberally smeared with vegan ranch and sriracha.
Oh and yesterday’s dinner was two hash browns, a Linda McCartney 1/4 pound burger and two slices of Violife cheddar in a bagel.
I love dirty food.