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Reese’s peanut butter

[japes]

Seitan kebab meat, on a big pile of salty fries, covered in chopped raw onion, gherkin and cucumber, liberally smeared with vegan ranch and sriracha

nearly there

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this thread on Filthy Foodstuffs has reminded me of the time I got sent to the headteacher at secondary school for saying ‘do you want a fingerella’ to one of my friends in front of a teacher. There was unfortunately an Ella in my year too but I was talking about:

very confusing at the time, my headteacher was perplexed with how to deal with it

[RatKingCole]

Thisthisthisthisthisthis

[laelfy]

Where from? I good bottled bbq sauce is hard to come by.

[RatKingCole]

I usually get it in Sainsbury’s but Google informs me it’s also available in Tesco. That stuff is the richest, thickest, most addictive BBQ sauce you’ll ever try.

[laelfy]

Well I’m tescos now and have picked some up so we’ll see a bit later on!

[anon5266188]

I promise this is an up to date picture and I haven’t finished the jar already! I swear to you!

[colinzealuk]

I think we need a copy of today’s newspaper in the same image…

[RatKingCole]

Been on the lookout for Riesens for years. I figured they didn’t exist anymore. This has restored my faith in the hunt

[anon5266188]

Hang in there, friend.

[anon5266188]

Alright Granddad! I’ll just turn the wireless on in the background and visit the cobblers while I’m at it!

[colinzealuk]

If you wouldn’t mind grabbing my pipe and slippers before all that, would be very much appreciated

[urbanfox]

Colleague bought a bag o Riesen in on nights a few weeks back. Don’t think I’d ever tried them before, but damn they’re good.

[ma0sm]

wtf? Is Coles in the UK now?

Coles / Woolworths are the biggest, indistinguishable supermarket chains in Australia. Double Tesco.

[Unlucky]

Picture of you holding a tablet showing today’s google doodle then.

[anon5266188]

Too easy to fake in this day and age

[Unlucky]

I trust you.

What are the red ones ‘creepy cheeks’???

[anon5266188]

They were creepy chews that I bought a big bag of the day after Halloween for a bargain price. Unfortunately they’re too spooky for me.

[I_LIKE_CATS]

Churros. An Iberian delicacy. Basically fried batter (like doughnuts) in strips covered in sugar and dipped in chocolate.