Giving it away the very next day would prove fatal

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Everyone should go and see the extremely stupid The Good Liar while it’s still in cinemas. It is perfect for this thread.

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Quite looking forward to the sequel where he gives it to someone special now.

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I found Lucy an adequately watchable film for the most part, until that daft bollocks at the end where she turns into a memory stick ffs.

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It was strongly hinted at in the graun - very happy to have confirmed.

Do they at an point go to a club and the drinks are free?

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OP in this

(Just linking because I cba to type it out again, no issue with you horning in on my racket).

He cheats on her, thus ruining his burgeoning modern ballroom career

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Does he then whisper something to her but he’s got a mouthful of hot chips and she mishears him.

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This is the sequel where her body rejects it.

It’s part of a trilogy where in the 3rd one someone gets the wrong lung removed and has a cameo from a sniggering sheeldz

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I really love a eye rolling shit twist in a movie so will be following this thread with interest

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Oh no, that part is metaphorical.

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He gets a new job but keeps getting verbal warnings for being late to work. In the end, his girlfriend, who leaves the house earlier than him, agrees to act as his alarm clock.

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Would a big ol man heart even fit inside a little lady like dany?

Any doctors on the forum?

Am I cancelled?

EDIT : Added spoiler for anyone unlucky enough to have to watch this.

the twist in The Sixth Sense when Bruce Willis goes mad realising he’s dead and Haley John Osmond comes in and says “nah I was just shitting you, don’t know what you’re going off on one about”

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All of these are more creative than that accursed Queen musical where they just called a character Scaramoosh Fandango or whatever.

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yes i can hear you scaramoosh fandango

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Reminds me of that badly contrived “give the frog a loan” joke

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100% this piece of shit has the best/worst twist of recent times.

Serenity is an incredible, jaw dropping, audacious BRAINDEAD disaster.

Matthew Mchonaugahunk is Baker Dill, a fisherman, trying to catch an uncatchable fish called Justice. But then his ex arrives to request that he kill her new husband, who has been abusing not just the ex, but the ex and Baker Dill’s son. And then it turns out that the whole thing is a videogame, and Baker is a character within it. Everyone else is an NPC but he has some form of AI, and gains awareness that he is in a videogame. Not only that, but in real-life he was in the army and DIED fighting in the middle east. Not only that, but the game he is in has been created single-handledy by his real-life son, who in real-life lives with his mother and abusive stepdad. At the end the boy stabs the stepdad to death, but not before programming into the game that he is reunited with his AI dad. It has been made by people with no awareness of plot, videogames, or as it turns out, anything at all. Plus there’s a couple of sex scenes including AI dad’s buttocks which is very strange for the son to code into the game. I loved it.

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in The Crying Game when it turns out it wasn’t a game at all, they were actually crying and then Hughie Josh Osbourne comes in and starts saying “what are you crying for, you COWARD”

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This sounds fucking brilliant.

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