The only acceptable name shortenings are those than people choose themselves.

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Christopher -> Topher :x:

the technicality being that it’s adorable. Thanks m9

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In South Wales, whatever your name is you are going to be referred to by the first syllable, even if it doesn’t make sense. I’ve even seen within-syllable shortenings, like Mar for Mark, Ste (again) for Steven, etc. So somewhere between the first sound and the first syllable.

FYI I find this acceptable

Richard isn’t hard…

  • Rich
  • Richie
  • Rick
  • Rik
  • Ricky
  • Dick
  • Dickie

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I have literally never encountered this once in South Wales and am calling you out on this (Steven -> Ste specifically, the rest is often true).

Make me think of gout

and the friends they made along the way

as long as those friends don’t refer to themselves as Ste

Really? I find that unacceptable! Maybe it’s a Cardiffian (or even Cantonian) thing then, but it’s happened to me, my wife, and pretty much everyone we know, and in most places I’ve worked.

Will accept I maybe opened it out to broadly geographically, but it’s something that I’ve definitely, definitely noticed.

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To be fair, Cardiff is its own linguistic twilight zone, so perhaps it’s just here.

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As a Richie, I get annoyed if people call me anything other than Richie or Rich really. Certain people can get away with Rick/y, but that requires years to develop that relationship. Hate being called Richard

Anyone who voluntarily shortens their name to Dick must have a reason

They’re a PI

‘Ste’ is the worst. Fucking hate it.

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Number of syllables
Ste = 1
Steve = 1

Doesn’t even save time.

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People who call themselves Xander instead of Alex. Big fat :x:

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I’m quite lucky in that people generally only use the short version of my name with Timothy sounding ridiculously obnoxious and Timmy just sounding ridiculous. I get Timbo quite a bit, that’s fine.

Patrick - Ricky

  • Hey Ricky, that shortening’s fine
  • It’s not fine; it blows my mind

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