Make me think of gout

and the friends they made along the way

as long as those friends don’t refer to themselves as Ste

Really? I find that unacceptable! Maybe it’s a Cardiffian (or even Cantonian) thing then, but it’s happened to me, my wife, and pretty much everyone we know, and in most places I’ve worked.

Will accept I maybe opened it out to broadly geographically, but it’s something that I’ve definitely, definitely noticed.

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To be fair, Cardiff is its own linguistic twilight zone, so perhaps it’s just here.

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As a Richie, I get annoyed if people call me anything other than Richie or Rich really. Certain people can get away with Rick/y, but that requires years to develop that relationship. Hate being called Richard

Anyone who voluntarily shortens their name to Dick must have a reason

They’re a PI

‘Ste’ is the worst. Fucking hate it.

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Number of syllables
Ste = 1
Steve = 1

Doesn’t even save time.

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People who call themselves Xander instead of Alex. Big fat :x:

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I’m quite lucky in that people generally only use the short version of my name with Timothy sounding ridiculously obnoxious and Timmy just sounding ridiculous. I get Timbo quite a bit, that’s fine.

Patrick - Ricky

  • Hey Ricky, that shortening’s fine
  • It’s not fine; it blows my mind

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Robert

  • Rob
  • Robbie
  • Robbo
  • Bob
  • Bobby
  • Bert

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Balonz

  • Ballo
  • Bally
  • Ballack
  • The Balloon
  • Lonzo
  • Lonzy
  • The 'Lonz
  • Frensham Beach Ball
  • Mr Touch Move
  • Oral B
  • The Dark Penis

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Elizabeth:

Beth, Betty, Eliza, Libby, Liz, Lizbeth :white_check_mark:

Zabe, Ebert, Eth, Izab, Elizath, Libeth :x:

Strange world isn’t it?

Has anyone ever worked out how Peggy became short for Margaret?

Google says it’s because it “rhymes with Meggy”…but that’s not an answer.

My maternal grandmother is a Betty. I’ve literally never ever ever considered that she might be an Elizabeth. Gonna have to ask mum later. :exploding_head: #slowtorealise (Don’t even know one Gran’s name tbh) ((That said, I knew a guy at college/uni for about eight years and called him Jim. Name was Stuart. Asked a mutual friend who knew him first why everyone called him Jim, and he just said “he looked like a Jim when I met him”))

Stuart to Stu?