Accidentally philosophical celebrity quotes

“Arguing with Coleen Rooney would be like arguing with a pigeon. You can tell it that you are right and it is wrong, but it’s still going to shit in your hair."
Rebekah Vardy

“If there’s a bit of rain about, it makes the surface wet.”
Michael Owen

“It’s not a smile. It’s a lid on a scream.”
Bet Lynch

Any more for any more?

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“it’s like the dao. it’s beyond words” - chet hanks

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Lovely start, thank you

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was tempted to post some pitbull but that’s not accidental is it, mr worldwide is an actual philosopher

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He is. He’s been there, done that, and lest we forget it

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Oh my god I cannot believe I forgot about Arisbrostle

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Was torn between this and “CNN is the thinking man’s reality show”.

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‘There she goes, skirt up to her armpits and roots as dark as her soul’ - Blanche Hunt.

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:smiley: God I love that woman. She’s talking about Tracy isn’t she? Just really lovely stuff imo

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She was talking about Liz i believe. Iconic.

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Just here to also register my love for Blanche

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To put it in gentleman’s terms

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I believe that whatever he felt he did, he had the right to do.“

That coked up lad talking about will smith

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Furious that no one has appreciated this pun btw. Very rude of you all imo

I missed it first time round but it deserves a large number of likes.

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Thank you, Keith. Much appreciated as always x

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