“Arguing with Coleen Rooney would be like arguing with a pigeon. You can tell it that you are right and it is wrong, but it’s still going to shit in your hair."
“If there’s a bit of rain about, it makes the surface wet.”
“It’s not a smile. It’s a lid on a scream.”
Any more for any more?
“it’s like the dao. it’s beyond words” - chet hanks
was tempted to post some pitbull but that’s not accidental is it, mr worldwide is an actual philosopher
He is. He’s been there, done that, and lest we forget it
Oh my god I cannot believe I forgot about Arisbrostle
Was torn between this and “CNN is the thinking man’s reality show”.
‘There she goes, skirt up to her armpits and roots as dark as her soul’ - Blanche Hunt.
God I love that woman. She’s talking about Tracy isn’t she? Just really lovely stuff imo
She was talking about Liz i believe. Iconic.
Just here to also register my love for Blanche
To put it in gentleman’s terms
"I believe that whatever he felt he did, he had the right to do.“
That coked up lad talking about will smith
Furious that no one has appreciated this pun btw. Very rude of you all imo
I missed it first time round but it deserves a large number of likes.
Thank you, Keith. Much appreciated as always x