I am nothing if not “fair” and “reasonable”

I can think of times when you have been ‘unfair’ and/or ‘unreasonable’, actually

How many?

He’s like my less handsome and charming twin

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That’s a crock

A crock that tells a universal truth

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Eggs is eggs.

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never heard anyone say acting is reacting.

Have you been listening carefully though?

not really

Only if they literally only read their own lines, otherwise you know what’s coming

Are you a clown?

acting is when I cut my finger. reacting is when you fall into an open sewer and die

I think the answer to that is self evident

“acting is lying down in a open sewer and dying in pursuit of a universal truth”
Antpocalypsenow, 2019

I never said that!

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really? that’s strange, how did it end up in a speech marks and attributed to you then?

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It’s a real mystery to me!

flammable is inflammable

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Memorable is rememberable.

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