My ex had a Bench branded hoodie and often when she would wear it I would sit on her lap and when she complained I would say “Sorry, I thought you were a bench”.
Surprised you’re not still together going on that.
It makes me feel happy that someone finally acknowledges the good in this action
Life’s a bench
HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCH PRESS?
- I don’t know what a bench press is
- I don’t know how much I can bench press
- I am not willing to disclose that information
That’s a hot item. 100+ people are looking at it right now
Only 3 left online
Prefer this variety personally:
Balonz threads are extremely popular
Ironically much harder to bang on one of those than a normal bench.
Much easier to be massively pissed off with one another, while remaining in close proximity, though. Which in many ways is the real meaning of love.
You’d need a garden that had equally nice views in opposite directions though.
“No, you sit facing the fence you haven’t finished painting”.
You don’t need nice views when you’re in love.
Simple ways to enhance the humble bench:
- Cup holders
- Wider arms
reckon you’ll ever sit on a public bench again? it’s over for me. covid disease vehicles the lot of them
- I WILL bench again
Cushioning on top of the bench, enclosed in a fabric.
I look forward to sitting on a public bench again