Gf’s mum brought me a Dairy Milk one this weekend. She hasn’t been told about my feelings on receiving gifts.

Urgh. A friend of mine brought a load of that back from Norway and took a huge bag to ATP once. Horrid stuff.

Actually Advent began yesterday, you heathen.

Not according to Cadbury’s, it doesn’t…

Apology accepted.

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You’re probably not getting enough ammonia in your life. I like the cream rock they do with salmiakki crystals on the outside. You can also get salmiakki choc-ices in Finland.

Might as well just get a big chocolate bar. Usually neck the whole thing immediately anyway because I have the self control of an untrained puppy, so.

At the age of 11 my parents stopped getting us advent calendars because “we were too old for them”.

Haven’t had one since.

One of my most shameful childhood memories is hiding in my room eating advent calendar chocolates from future days.

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You’re a big boy now, Geoff, you can buy one if you want!

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I’ve just never bothered. Bought my wife one yesterday though but she always forgets to eat them so bangs a week’s worth down on a Sunday evening. I fail to see the point. Although I do love Christmas so anyone getting firmly stuck in with what gives them yuletide glee is fine by me.

There’s quite a lot going on in this story.

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Well liquorice is a laxative …

Buying one for your wife every year counts as having an advent calendar, really, I think.

So many twists.

By opening the bottom of the calendar and sliding the plastic tray out, so the doors stay shut?

I had a friend whose parents would buy her and her bro 1 chocolate advent calendar to share, and they’d have alternating days to make them “learn to share”.

We don’t share it! Although we have one in the house so technically I do I suppose.

I don’t think I was even that subtle. The only other detail of the incident I can clearly remember is that I was wearing my SuperTed pyjamas at the time.

27 years old I etc

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Also available in non-Scandinavian countries

You have that Doppel Zout one as well, don’t you, for when the other brands are just too sweet?