- Eternal Reefs
- Space Burial
- Viking Burial
- Donation to science
- Mushroom Burial Suit
- Body Farms
- Sky Burial
- Green Burial
Don’t care, I’ll be dead.
Taxidermy it is
That’s fine. Can you at least leave me with a semi?
Donate me to science, if they don’t want me, chuck me in the Thames
No plans to die tbh
I knew I’d miss one
Would you RoboCop into your current job?
I’d be a roboanalyst. Be savage craic
feed me to the pigs
Aye I do, and don’t call me doll, pal.
just some local ones
Not sure anyone would be able to tell the difference for me, tbh.
I think they’d realise how much they’d save on tea and milk
Fair enough. Giving back to the community and that
Donation to science is a quite selective. You might want to have a back-up plan just in case
Might start adding “YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY” to the end of all my emails from now on. Why wait until I’m brutally shot to pieces by drug dealers?
the idea of an eternal afterlife or something after death terrifies me. like the ultimate punishment.