After Death polls

  • Cremation
  • Burial
  • Resomation
  • Taxidermy
  • Eternal Reefs
  • Cryonics
  • Space Burial
  • Viking Burial
  • Mummification
  • Freeze-drying
  • Donation to science
  • Mushroom Burial Suit
  • Aquamation
  • Body Farms
  • Sky Burial
  • Green Burial
  • Recomposing
  • Robocop
  • Other

0 voters

Don’t care, I’ll be dead.

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Taxidermy it is

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That’s fine. Can you at least leave me with a semi?

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Donate me to science, if they don’t want me, chuck me in the Thames

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No plans to die tbh

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Ken doll

I knew I’d miss one

Would you RoboCop into your current job?

I’d be a roboanalyst. Be savage craic

feed me to the pigs

Aye I do, and don’t call me doll, pal.

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Which pigs?

just some local ones

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Not sure anyone would be able to tell the difference for me, tbh.

I think they’d realise how much they’d save on tea and milk

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Fair enough. Giving back to the community and that

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Donation to science is a quite selective. You might want to have a back-up plan just in case

Might start adding “YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY” to the end of all my emails from now on. Why wait until I’m brutally shot to pieces by drug dealers?

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the idea of an eternal afterlife or something after death terrifies me. like the ultimate punishment.

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