#71

@ericVI - transformed into Nazgûl

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#72

Really @kermitwormit ??? What better way to take petty revenge than as a ghost!

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#73

Not gonna be able to eat it though, are you? UNLESS YOU COME BACK AS A CROC

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#74

waiting staff placing like 50 mini sausage rolls in an open croc’s mouth. croc is dressed in a black suit.

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#75

OR

SY679

The perfect crime

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#76

Everything dies baby, that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back?
Put your makeup on, fix your hair and smile
You’re coming back as a fucking crocodile

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#77

First action as a crocodile

  • Stalk Captain Hook
  • Murder Jimmy Nail
  • Impress people by pretending you’re a log

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#78

Used to be fully militant teen atheist “YOU’RE DEAD AND THAT’S IT” but last few years I’ve gone pretty fully over to reincarnation.

I don’t believe there’s any moral aspect to it, so it doesn’t change how I act or view people currently. But I do find it easier to imagine that there’s some vague life force/Lifestream/Lifa tree that gets recirculated and just crops up in new bodies when the last one dies. Not sure we have any memories of our last lives (apart from deja vu), but maybe our personality type carries through? So I’d make for a very lazy eagle, for example.

Kinda hippy BS more than anything religious

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#79

crocs live for ages don’t they

would quite like to be one of those massive old tortoise or turtles

#80

Hah ignore me, that was to make it rhyme :man_facepalming:

#82

no lie, I was nicknamed ‘groovy croc’ by my co-workers at a previous job cus I sat at a desk that had a small picture of a crocodile in sunglasses and a baseball cap on the little cubicle wall thing that was there when my department changed desks in the office.

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#83

Are you sure it was a log tho?

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#84

Cremated - 23 grams of ashes placed in a brick - brick fired so it is suitable for construction - brick placed in the pyramid of the dead.

https://www.mumufication.com/

#85

was a bit like this

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#86

That’s a picture of a log in a shirt pal.

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#87

done :smiley:

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#89

grooviest animal:

  • croc
  • log
  • other

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#90

I’ve derailed the thread, I see that now

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#91

There’s a joke here somewhere

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#92

Otters are pretty freaking suave