Afternoon important polls thread (polls)

I love puns but I post so many photos and polls are quite useful

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  • Staind
  • Creed

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I genuinely use all 3 too much to pick.

  • Being slapped on the ear
  • Being kicked in the shin

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  • Everbody is now called Trev (including all pets)
  • Last Of The Summer Wine reboot

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  • Your hands always feel greasy after using contactless
  • Your hands always smell fishy after using card

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Someone goes flying down a hill on a roomba, I’m in.

You don’t have to watch it so.
Easy.

  • Slightly Bored
  • Very Bored
  • Fucking Bored

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Oh but you do Trev

  • No more ice lollies
  • No more ice cubes

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Not gonna vote in that poll, obviously.

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They’re all good, obviously. The raffle was for a good cause though so it sneaks ahead.

  • Your farts make a loud ‘honk-honk’ clown noise EVERY time you fart
  • Your burps smell like farts

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We managed without pics for so many years, we could do it again. A world without polls and puns is not a world for me

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But how else am I supposed to find validation for my odd looks and giant dinners?

This is what we used tinypic for!

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Someone has bought me Fantastic Beasts… as part of my birthday present.

  • Absolutely fine - you don’t need any prior Potterverse knowledge to enjoy this
  • Charity Shop
  • Leave it in its cellophane wrapping for the next decade

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it’s terrible

and I’m a Potter fan

someone in the office got a book called 1001 beers to try before you die for secret santa last year. she doesnt drink and its been sat on top of the lockers ever since. i think about this a lot, imagine being the person who bought that for her. every day id see it and think you fucking idiot you fucking fucking fucking idiot what a waste, she couldnt even be arsed to take it home or to a charity shop or give it to someone else, what a ridiculous number of beers to try before you die, even if she liked beer that number would be farcical, whats the problem if someone finds one beer they like and only drinks that their whole life, its fine isnt it god what a shit present that was. thats what id be thinking to myself anyway

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