AI judges your spotify taste

Thats A.I. not a guy called Al.

Mine went way back to when I shared the account with my ex and apparently I stan the Nashville Cast and Brand New… I don’t know which is worse.

(tbf, the Brand New listening was like 90% me, I stopped listening after the abuse revelations)

Your spotify was ken-burns-jazz-escape-room-basic-birth-of-christ bad.

Thank your obsessions with Miles Davis, escape room, and Blue Christmas for that.

Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was…

tay-tay-fangirl bad

nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad

classic-rock-radio-station bad

artisanal-coffee-shop bad

local-talk-radio-bumper-sticker-bitch bad

Unfortunately that’s not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Moment by Victoria MonĂ©t
  • Tipsy by Chloe x Halle
  • Shepherd Song by Keleketla!
  • Stayin’ Alive - From “Saturday Night Fever” Soundtrack by Bee Gees
  • Wildfires by SAULT

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Run The Jewels
  • Elvis Presley
  • Susumu Yokota
  • Aphex Twin
  • Kendrick Lamar

You are 6% basic. Oh wow Thanya Iyer and Gunn - Truscinski Duo! Your taste is so obscure that’s so cool I bet you’re super interesting…

You’re too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Fantasy by Against All Logic and Moment by Victoria Monét.

Just started needlessly abusing me so I shut it down

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Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was…

folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop bad

masters-in-creative-writing bad

stan-army-lieutenant bad

k-pop-for-breakfast bad

succulent-growing-indie-pop bad

But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Godzilla by Eminem
  • exile by Taylor Swift
  • WAP by Cardi B
  • god save me, but don’t drown me out by YUNGBLUD
  • Say Something by A Great Big World

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Little Mix
  • BeyoncĂ©
  • The Beatles
  • The 1975
  • David Bowie

You are 22% basic. Yeah, you’ve got some obscure artists like Colin Mawson, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Ariana Grande…

You’re stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Big For Your Boots by Stormzy and Move by Little Mix.

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

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@bamnan you’re like, cool or some shit!

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Is this just a thing to harvest peoples Spotify account details?

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Yes. Yes it is.

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If you’ve used it, go to settings -> Account -> Appears.
Delete 3rd party accounts you’ve allowed access.

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I can judge you Betty

That was really good. Wish there was a version that wasn’t so American though.

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Apparently it’s too busy to do mine

The ultimate judgement

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i get the same thing

And you can judge his here!

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Your spotify wastay-tay-fangirl-new-wave-cabincore bad.

Thank your obsessions with TaylorSwift, new wave, and Folklore for that.

Based on your listening habits, I canalso tell you your spotify was…

succulent-growing-indie-pop bad

overdramatic-instrumental bad

local-talk-radio-bumper-sticker-bitchbad

artist-formerly-known-as bad

dancing-queen bad

Unfortunately that’s not all Ilearned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Dry Fantasy by Mogwai
  • Lord Of The Trapdoor by Everything Everything
  • the 1 by Taylor Swift
  • I’ve Been Down by HAIM
  • Hallelujah - Bonus Track by HAIM

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Mogwai
  • Super Furry Animals
  • The Horrors
  • The Avalanches
  • Taylor Swift

You are 6% basic. Luke Abbott and Blanck Mass? Where do you even find this shit?.

You’re too trendy for your own good.You know there’s good music from before 2019, right?

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With due respect to @Bamnan who deserves a much larger audience, this has absolutely done me.

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lol, getting bodied in this thread!

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