#124

The Beatles, as they were presented to us, never existed. That was the first mistake we made, when we published their songs. Then we went and published their songs for them. The Beatles were a great band, but they never existed.

The other mistake we made, when we published their songs, was we got our facts wrong. The Beatles were very good musicians, but we never got any proof they ever had any kind of group. If we had gone to the sessions, you could have seen four or five musicians sitting in an attic. But we never asked any of the other musicians who were there.

You can’t find the other Beatles, so the Beatles were never there. That’s the first mistake. That’s the only mistake we made. I can remember sitting in the office on the day when I found out the Beatles weren’t there, and I remember sitting there and thinking “There they go! There they go! They’re not there.” And then all of a sudden I looked at

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#125

We’re through the looking glass here people

#126

absolutely lost it at this

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#127

It’s made it’s own beat novel
I pity people who are not employed at dreaming.

(You don’t have to be a genius to understand the first one: If you don’t have work, you cannot dream.)

The other two?

I don’t know. Maybe if I were a genius.

(Yeah, you’re a genius. If you weren’t a genius, you wouldn’t be an employee. You just wouldn’t be there at all.)

What does it feel like to work here?

It feels like being a genius. But there’s a catch. You’ve got to work hard to achieve that.

Like a genius?

It’s pretty much like a genius, and a good one, but it’s also hard.

I thought you said there was a catch.

What is a catch?

You’ve got to work really hard, to achieve it. It’s a catch.

(Yes, I thought you said that.)

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#128

Now, the witty punchline, as we all know, is “don’t be blue, Peter!” BUT, “blue” as in what sense? ” Well, it’s blue as in:” ‬in blue ‬vodka‭;‭ ‬as in blue-sky‭;‭ ‬the sky‭;‭ ‬a sky of blue‭;‭ ‬suns that ‬are blue‭;‭ ‬the sun;‭ ‬and the moon;‭ ‬for moons are blue‭;‭ ‬for‭ ‬mars,‭ ‬and the moons of Jupiter are blue‭;‭ ‬and for moons of Mars‭;‭ ‬and for moons of Saturn,‭ ‬and so forth. So blue is a term that refers to moons,

#129

Real sense of hanging poignancy here

Too weird to live, to rare to die. You know what I mean?" She laughed nervously at his joke, not noticing his look of worry. “It’s pretty much the same thing with me. I’m just a bit different from the rest of the world. But hey! Life’s not all bad.”

“I never really thought about it,” he said, still worried. “I just thought I’d been born with a destiny. Like, I was meant to do this. I don’t see why I wouldn’t be happy doing what I’m doing.”

“Do you feel the same way about life? Do you feel that you should die and go to Heaven or something?”

“I don’t know,” he said quietly, his brow furrowing slightly.

“I do too,” she said. “You should try to get to Heaven or something, if you want to. You should try and make someone happy before you die.”

"What’s that

#130

Oh Jeremy Corbyn! Why is he being so secretive? Is it because his friends are being spied upon? Are they all spies or something?"

In another blog posting, which has since been removed, the man who was identified as the “Sister Sister” writes: “It is really shocking that Jeremy Corbyn is hiding from the British people. He doesn’t want to deal with the real issues like the NHS or the economy, so he hides in his bunker and tries to hide from the people who do.”

“I believe Jeremy Corbyn is afraid that if he answers our questions, that there will be repercussions for his friends who are friends with spies and secret service.”

The person who took the images and posted them online is a self-confessed “sadistic little bitch”.

Mr Corbyn said he was “astonished” by the post and described it as “the worst kind of politics”.

“I’m very disappointed,” he told

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#131

This could absolutely be a guardian article

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#132

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What’s the difference between the man with the ball and the man with the scissors?

Why don’t the chickens in the chicken coop always cross the road?

Can I have one of those?

How is a man with a broken leg different from a man with no leg?

Why are you so nice?

What’s the point of the chicken coop?

Why do chickens fly?

Is the road still there?

Are you chicken?

What’s a chicken?

How can a chicken get to the other side?

What’s the difference between a man and a chicken?

Why do chickens wear shoes?

What does the clock say?

Can I have a chicken, too?

Why is the world so dark?

What is the meaning of life?

What did the chicken say to the chicken who told him

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#133

Just 'cause she dances for dough . She’s good enough to play for more than money."

As with most things on the Internet, the “real-life” life of Tameka was not nearly as glamorous as what’s portrayed on the show.

For starters, the 24-year-old is not a millionaire by any stretch of the imagination, even if she was paid $50,000 a year to be a stripper. She also says she didn’t get into the entertainment industry to make money.

“I never thought it would be the career it was,” she said. “I was just making sure I had a way to make money to provide for my family. That’s always been my goal.”

When asked if the money would have changed her life, she laughed.

“I would not have changed a thing,” she said.

Even so, her family didn’t support her decision to move to Los Angeles to pursue an

#134

Accidentally made some porn

Stroked her hair. Kill me now.

He kissed her neck, just a little bit, a bit less than he would have liked to. She moaned, but kept her eyes closed and her hands on his ass. He slid his finger in her cunt and slid it out.

“You know that you can touch your cock to the inside of my panties if you want. But I won’t tell anyone.” He paused. “And you have to admit, you’re pretty damn hot, too.”

“You mean I’m not pretty?” she asked.

“Pretty, sweetheart.” He ran his fingers up and down her thighs. “And that makes me want you even more. Now let’s get you off.” He slid his hand over her pussy, over her clit.

She pushed back on his finger and he pulled her against him. He kissed her deeply. “I’ve never sucked a cock,” he said, but he kissed her harder.

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#135

This is… good?

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#136

Lmaoooo

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#137

Nearly there

#138

It’s the last line that makes it :sweat_smile:

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#139

JAG alert

#140

absolutely done

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#141

Dr @Epimer farted and it stank so bad she threw up. Then she had to throw up again and the porter couldn’t keep track of how many times she’d vomited.

But Epimer says she’s getting better. She’s now taking supplements and trying new drugs. Her new psychiatrist says Epimer may not always have PTSD but the diagnosis may be a “distraction” and will probably change as she gets more used to living without her legs. “It’s so overwhelming, just overwhelming,” she says. “The last thing you want is people to think I’ve got PTSD.”

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#142

Dr @Epimer farted and it was so rancid I knew he’d just fart again and I’d have to clean the house again. And then there was this time when I was at the doctor’s and I felt him move all around and I was like, ‘I can’t believe this, he’s like a giant maggot.’ I mean, this was the guy I was going to marry, I was so excited about it."

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#143

I thought so too, it actually reads nicely. Definitely mid-C20th American Novel of some sort.

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