AI that describes your personality based on how you write

[laelfy]

Can’t see how to do it on mobile?

[ltlht]

Doesn’t seem to work.

[aboynamedgoo]

This post:

Rolling international club football 18/19 thread

Eredivisie week 22 & 23 [image] Nothing worth reporting happened last week. This weekend however saw the battle between title defenders PSV and third placed Feyenoord, which finished in a 1 - 1 draw, despite a red card for defender Sven Van Beek in the 59th minute. In particular keeper Kenneth Vermeer was outstanding in the Feyenoord goal, earning the visiting team a well deserved draw. Ajax did what it was supposed to do and recorded a convincing win (5 - 1) at ADO Den Haag. This means the g…

leads to this:

The thing about “ownership cost when buying automobiles” is pretty amazing.

[LilWoodyToodelly]

Summary

You are a bit inconsiderate and shrewd.

You are authority-challenging: you prefer to challenge authority and traditional values to help bring about positive changes. You are emotionally aware: you are aware of your feelings and how to express them. And you are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them.

Your choices are driven by a desire for discovery.

You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

it’s broken

[japes]

generally serious and do not joke much and i fucken love musicals

nailed it.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Gonna go out on a limb and say this is all hokum

[laelfy]

Tried it on my work computer using text from a report I’m writing

Apparently I take 1% joy in life

[japes]

you are excitable AND dispassionate.

maybe they meant DiS-passionate ?

[jordan_229]

You get a phone call from your mum

You’re just having general chit-chat and she says “oo, I had some of those Mark Mulhacy cherries yesterday. They were lovely.” You say “what? Mark Mulhacy cherries?” She says “yeah, it’s a new cultivar of cherry from America. Got some from the co op, you should try them” You reply “Never heard of them. Mark Mulhacy was the singer of The Miracle Legion though. Well, he has the same name” “Never heard of them” “You’d like them, they sound a bit like REM” After the call you think to yourself …

You are excitable, particular and helpful.

You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. You are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe. And you are solemn: you are generally serious and do not joke much.

Experiences that give a sense of organization hold some appeal to you.

You are relatively unconcerned with both achieving success and independence. You make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents. And you welcome when others direct your activities for you.

[jordan_229]

“You are excitable, particular and helpful.”

“You are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe”

This is just one of those catch-all thigns isnt it

[laelfy]

I’d be worried if a technical report showed much passion to be honest.

Interestingly a lot of the phrases they use match my star sign, Chinese year and psychometric analysis.

[AQOS]

Fed it all of my song titles and lyrics from this thread Share your juvenilia

You are shrewd and unconventional.

You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. You are appreciative of art: you enjoy beauty and seek out creative experiences. And you are carefree: you do what you want, disregarding rules and obligations.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of discovery.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.

You are likely to______

like musical movies

have experience playing music

read autobiographical books

You are unlikely to______

prefer using credit cards for shopping

like country music

be influenced by social media during product purchases

[ttf]

Remember at primary school being really worried because they told us it wasn’t all about ability, it’s personality that counts, and I didn’t have one

[boothyfearssatan]

Why yes, I am sensitive to ownership costs when buying automobiles.

[boothyfearssatan]

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FFS. You had one job.

[colinfilth]

Yeah I also hate everybody and really want a cheap car.

[aboynamedgoo]

50% correct

[colinfilth]

I get a very similar output to this, only instead of lyrics I fed it an email I sent some colleagues describing a spreadsheet.

[Aggpass]

You are selfish, impatient and a little insecure. You make mistakes, you’re out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if they can’t handle you at your worst, they don’t deserve you at your best.

You are likely to like musical movies

[Floreat_Inertia]

Fed it something from an email to a friend and got:

You are genial, analytical and restrained.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are accommodating: you are easy to please and try to avoid confrontation. And you are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of belongingness.

You are relatively unconcerned with both achieving success and taking pleasure in life. You make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents. And you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.

Fed it something from a work thing I wrote and got:

You are analytical, particular and explosive.

You are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe. You are authority-challenging: you prefer to challenge authority and traditional values to help bring about positive changes. And you are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself.

Your choices are driven by a desire for discovery.

You are relatively unconcerned with both tradition and taking pleasure in life. You care more about making your own path than following what others have done. And you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.

In conclusion, work-me is a dick.