#97

Yeah I’ve seen this

Sad that so many lads clearly want to suck a dick but can’t admit it to themselves

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#98

I took that from a story I have read that a woman once turned on her radio (tuned to BBC something) and immediately heard the words, “…great tits like coconuts…”

Appalled, she immediately switched it off and wrote a stiff letter of complaint to the BBC. The response said, “Dear madam, If you had only continued to listen you would have heard that robins like worms.”

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#99

I haven’t organised my stag do. Even getting a few people to just go to the pub seems like too much effort. Quite tempted by the birdwatching idea though…

[sad at the omission of long-tailed tits btw in @wikihock’s otherwise unimpeachable list]

Bail.

#100

I was expecting something dramatic go happen, but it didn’t

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#101

Great tit is a blue tit who’s been at the brylcreem.

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#102

PCBE

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#103

Going on my first stag weekend tomorrow, there’s two or three other women going, me and the TV have got our own room in the group accommodation, the groom and his best man are sound, should be fun :+1:t3:

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#104

The one getting married.

(Sorry, but you know I love a dad joke.)

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#105

I would imagine these are the types of guys who regularly refer to having, “a shower, a shit and a shave” before going out.

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#106

I just organised my own. I mean you don’t need a best man if you’re just down a registry office but I knew it was the only way to avoid having to do any activities really and there seems little point in asking a mate to be best man just to find a nice pub to spend many hours hanging out in.

#107

whats the most contrarian take you could have on this that would not be massively sexist, theoretically, if you were wanting to get this thread over the 150 reply line

#108

It’s a toughie. You’d really have to go down twin routes or always sticking by a mate and “just men being performative as a result of failing to stand up to the patriarchal system in which they were brought up” but I think it would take fewer than 40 posts rip it to shreds, TBH.

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#109

thats a good one. “clearly they are all saying things they only believe are expected of them. you’re shirking your duties as a positive male influence by bailing on this stag do. in a way, you’re responsible for whatever they say or do if you don’t show up”.

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#110

Eh, that’s sort of what I suggested and wasn’t trying to be contrarian about it. And we’re still on 110.

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#111

Can we not do this please?

I do know some of these people and even though their chat is fucking disgusting, it’s still weird to have DiSers comment on their personal hygiene and what words they probably use. It’s not relevant and sounds a liiiiitle bit snobby.

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#112

Deviant behaviour. Who has a shower before taking a shit.

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#113

Aw yeah sorry mate. Sprung to mind as it’s a phrase I encountered a lot from guys in Uni who were determined to project an image of being ‘a bloke’ and it always stuck as really weird one.

#114

Is it not just from Spaced?

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#115

I mean I guess it may be in there but that isn’t the context that is burned into my brain.

#116

Nah, it deffo pre-dates Spaced.

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