probably on a list now
i keep it in the freezer
someone should do one of those Galactic brain memes for room temperature chocolate > refrigerated chocolate > chocolate from the freezer
I once set someone’s table on fire whilst staying in an Air BnB. I think you’re fine eating two chocolate bars
Go on…
Mine doesn’t last long enough to warrant the fridge
left a candle to see itself out on a wooden table, it had more ambitious ideas. It only burned a hole, spotted/smelt the danger before it actually engulfed the whole table. Charged us a reasonable £70 to replace it
Fair play, they could’ve got really arsey about that.
Oh they were pretty arsey, just luckily must have been a second hand table
stock up in advance. seriously, it’s like tea without sugar. once you get in the habit of eating chilled chocolate you’ll be disgusted at the mere thought of room-temperature.
I think I might have been tempted to wind you up in this situation: “Fucking hell, pal, that was an antique hand carved table from the 18th century. The only other one’s at Versailles. Had it valued at 20 grand the other day!”, etc