Airport bants

Shooting a gun at the fuel line of a plane while it refills… but it’s full of blanks!

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Driving a van through the wire fence at high speed and driving as fast as possible towards a parked plane

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boarding the plane raucously drunk in novelty attire as part of a large group of young men is always the funniest.

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Filling your suitcase full of illegal narcotics then saying “how’d they get in there!?” when found

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Dress in a pilot’s uniform and try to steal a plane

asking the crew whether it would be possible to let you off above your house.

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Spending the whole flight in the toilet crying loudly

aggressively telling airline staff that you’re never going to fly with them again after some injustice.

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Crying like a baby for the entire flight

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Ask the staff if they know who you are. Tell them you’re Ronnie Pickering

Tell the pilot that they’re just a flying bus driver really

Open a laptop on the flight, load up a flight simulator with the sound on, recreate the flight you’re currently on but crash the plane

Learn to fly, get a job as a pilot, then on your first flight, fly to your house, get out, go home and watch the telly

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But the airline company and then sell all the planes

Get a black marker and on the road signs leading to the airport write the word “shit” on them before the word airport

poll the passengers on whether they want to do a big loop the loop but do it anyway even if they vote not to.

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Get on the intercom and scream that we’re all gonna die

Get on the intercom and make weird groaning noises

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