Love an airport these days tbh.
I’m at the airport:
- Yes
- No
Top 3 airports:
- Heathrow
- Gatwick
- A Coruña
What will you be drinking with the big British breakfast at 4am:
- Soft drink
- Pints
- Not on AirPort breakfast book
Pockets decantered, liquids thrown away, generally ready to rock:
- Well before security
- In the queue
- At the X-ray machine
Everyone is called babe
What’s the difference between zero sugar and zero calories.
One ain’t got sugar
No wait.
The only difference is taste
Big fan of the new security machines where you don’t have to take anything out of the bag. Gamechanger.
Seriously just come to Galicia guys. No passport check like half of the time.
You’ve changed, maaaaaan
I am and was deliriously tired
departure lounge is a magical place, the stress about being groped and having your stuff ransacked is over, and literally the only thing to do is enjoy the vile commerce, so you can’t feel guilty about it.
The only redeeming feature of an airport is when you get to have a breakfast pint.
- London City
- Rotterdam The Hague
- Queenstown
Coffee, obviously
coffee
Coffee = soft drink
- Yes it is
- No