one of the biggest bangers of all time, this

fair play to the lad

I was reading about him yesterday! He’s one odd man. I’d love to read an in-depth life story about him. Check out him lying about being a Konvict.

Akon has stated that he was part of an auto-theft ring and spent four years in prison from 1999 to 2002. However, in April 2008, The Smoking Gun website challenged his claim with court records and interviews with detectives involved in Akon’s case, concluding that he was not convicted of any crime and did not serve time in prison. Akon responded to the report by saying that he never spent 3 years in prison, but had many shorter sentences that add up to three years.[58]

In a musical landscape where respect for women was often found lacking from lyrics he was also quite forward thinking in writing a song where he considered how to describe an attractive woman without being disrespectful. The song is called Sexy Bitch if you want to check it out.


“She’s nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore
I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful”

I mean, not calling her a whore is a good start lad.

GBOl other than this and dry humping an underage girl on stage

Genuinely thought this was made up in Parks and Rec.