All billionaires who can't do a kick flip should have their wealth confiscated and redistributed

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Kick flip or they die.
Succeed and they merely lose their wealth

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Haha, this will fuck them over royally!

I’ll bet these dickheads can’t even do a simple ollie let alone a kick flip! Hahahaha!

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Nay, because they dhould all have their wealth confiscated and redistributed

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All MPs have to play the riff from sweet home Alabama when they’re sworn in or they lose their seat

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eems has tabled an amendment to the proposal and shall be debated when we reach clause 2 of the bill

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This felt like a fair and reasonable compromise

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Seems like quite a radical idea :call_me_hand:

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all billionaires should be flipped then kicked and then have their wealth redistributed

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Voted nay just because you shouldn’t give those slippery little bastards a chance.

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So be it.

Let the records show that Dayrider voted ‘Nay’ on the grounds that a billionaire may be able to carve it up in totally tubular fashion.

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I’ll take that belief to the grave

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Which billionaire, if pressed to do a kickflip RIGHT NOW, would be most likely to succeed?

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:grimacing: bit worried Zuckerberg could manage a really crap kickflip

just in case, I propose that they have to do a fakie backside 360 kickflip

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Sean Parker too, perhaps

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also, failure to do so will also result in their organs being redistributed

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we’ll have to make sure he doesn’t get his namesake to do it for him

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Voted no because one day I might be a billionaire and I’m anti skateboarding

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we’re gonna need to redistribute your organs in advance if you’re def proceeding with this plan, please keep us updated